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Somewhere Reading Smut Motel Keychain

Somewhere Reading Smut Motel Keychain

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Somewhere Reading Smut Keychain – For the Filthy-Minded Bookworm 📚💦

If you're not answering texts... you're probably Somewhere Reading Smut—and now your keychain can confirm it. Whether you’re deep in a morally gray fae love triangle or just finishing chapter 37 in public like a pro, this retro motel-style keychain lets the world know your current status.

These keychains are laser-cut, engraved, and hand-assembled with love at Luna B Studios, made from durable acrylic in soft, dreamy colors. Clip it to your keys, tote bag, e-reader case, or wherever you need a little extra spice with your slice of life.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Sassy engraved text: Somewhere Reading Smut (guilty and proud)

  • Available in two colors to match your smutty reader aesthetic

  • Lightweight, durable acrylic with stainless steel lobster clasp

  • Handmade in the USA at Luna B Studios

  • The perfect accessory for booktokers, romantasy lovers, and spicy story addicts

Perfect for:

  • Readers who devour the steamy stuff

  • Spicy book club gifts 📖🔥

  • Kindle girls, booktubers & romance fanatics

  • A hilarious and honest stocking stuffer

Reading smut is self-care. Now, let your accessories say what we’re all thinking: "Don’t bother me, I’m with my fictional lover."

Materials

Luna B offers nickel free jewelry most commonly made from laser cut and/or laser engraved acrylic, stainless steel or silver plated brass, and gold gilding paint. Check individual product description for materials used for each piece.

Product care

Never wear your Luna B Jewelry in the shower, pool, sauna, or lake. Avoid contact with lotions, hair products, and other chemicals. Store your jewelry in a safe place (like a jewelry box or jewelry stand) and generally treat your jewelry kindly, and it will last a long, long time.

Many Luna B pieces are made with solid brass, which patinas over time. To bring back its shine, wipe with a silver cloth or polishing pad.

Shipping

All orders are processed within 5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. For more information, please review our shipping policy page.

Return policy

Luna B products are worn directly on the body and because of that, we do not offer returns, exchanges, or cancellations once your items have left our possession. Please read item descriptions, measurements, etc. carefully before purchasing, and don't hesitate to reach out if you have questions!

It is important to us, however, that we provide quality products to you! Please inspect your order upon receipt and contact us immediately (or within 1 week) if you discover a defect at lunabjewelry@gmail.com. Please include a picture and description of the problem so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Luna B is not responsible for normal wear and tear or damage caused by lack of care, incorrect storage, or lost or stolen jewelry.

All items purchased on clearance, sale, or that are otherwise discounted are FINAL (this includes items purchased during storewide sales). Please read item descriptions carefully.

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    "As always, Luna B’s earrings are adorable, lightweight and unique."

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    "Shipped very quickly they look exactly like the picture. Sweet seller! Will def be buying more earrings from her!"

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