“These Gays! They’re Trying to Murder Me!” Motel Keychain – Laser-Cut Acrylic

For the drama queens, meme lords, and Jennifer Coolidge fans everywhere—this one's for you. Our These Gays! They’re Trying to Murder Me! motel-style keychain is the perfect chaotic accessory to broadcast your pop culture obsession (and maybe a little existential flair).

Laser-cut from translucent sea glass green acrylic and engraved with a dash of sparkle and sass, this retro key tag is handmade with care at Luna B Studios in Portland, Oregon. Whether you're grabbing one for yourself or a gift for your bestie, it’s guaranteed to be a conversation starter.

✨ Details:

• Laser-cut acrylic with engraved “These gays… they’re trying to murder me!” quote

• Retro motel-style shape in aqua blue

• Durable gold-tone hardware with swivel clasp

• Handmade in Portland, OR

• Measures approx. 3.5” tall

🎁 The ultimate novelty keychain for White Lotus fans, meme collectors, or anyone who knows that life is better with a little camp.